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New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Mysterious Portrait Discovered Beneath Picasso Painting

Using advanced infrared technology, art experts scanned the famous Picasso painting The Blue Room and discovered a hidden portrait underneath featuring a mysterious bow-tied man. What do you think?

  • “Two paintings in one? What a deal!”

    Kyle Greely Post-Development Specialist
  • “If Picasso didn’t care about him, I don’t care about him.”

    Amanda Baum Desk Assembler
  • “Man, I hope no one goes looking under shit I painted over.”

    Joe Sperling Account Manager

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