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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Mysterious Portrait Discovered Beneath Picasso Painting

Using advanced infrared technology, art experts scanned the famous Picasso painting The Blue Room and discovered a hidden portrait underneath featuring a mysterious bow-tied man. What do you think?

  • “Two paintings in one? What a deal!”

    Kyle Greely Post-Development Specialist
  • “If Picasso didn’t care about him, I don’t care about him.”

    Amanda Baum Desk Assembler
  • “Man, I hope no one goes looking under shit I painted over.”

    Joe Sperling Account Manager
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