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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Mysterious White Surrender Flags Appear Above Brooklyn Bridge

NYC police are investigating the mysterious appearance of two white surrender flags above the Brooklyn Bridge that were apparently planted by vandals who scaled to the top in the middle of the night, saying that it could be an art project. What do you think?

  • “I’d agree it was some sort of conceptual art project, if Brooklyn were known for that kind of thing.”

    Jonathan Curtis Quality Control Specialist
  • “In the absence of hard facts about this, does anybody have any wild speculation?”

    Ben Johnstone, Anchor Hoister
  • “Oh man, I wish I had beliefs strong enough to climb that high.”

    Katie Pompilio Garnish Adder

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