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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.

Grandma Looking Like Absolute Shit Lately

VERO BEACH, FL—Unable to ignore the 86-year-old’s dramatic physical decline since they last saw her, sources within the Delahunt family reported Monday that their grandmother Shirley is looking like absolute shit lately.
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’N Sync Reunites At VMAs

Boy band ’N Sync briefly reunited last night at the MTV Video Music Awards, singing and dancing to snippets of their hit songs “Girlfriend” and “Bye Bye Bye” as part of a longer medley performed by former member Justin Timberlake. What do you think?

  • “I wonder if they had a little huddle right before the performance."

    Les Roizman Saxophone Maker
  • “Being hastily assembled by media executives and shoved onto stage must bring back so many memories.”

    Sylvia Worsley Electroplater
  • “I’m glad Lance Bass could make it from space.”

    Arthur Larkin Systems Analyst

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