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’N Sync Reunites At VMAs

Boy band ’N Sync briefly reunited last night at the MTV Video Music Awards, singing and dancing to snippets of their hit songs “Girlfriend” and “Bye Bye Bye” as part of a longer medley performed by former member Justin Timberlake. What do you think?

  • “I wonder if they had a little huddle right before the performance."

    Les Roizman Saxophone Maker
  • “Being hastily assembled by media executives and shoved onto stage must bring back so many memories.”

    Sylvia Worsley Electroplater
  • “I’m glad Lance Bass could make it from space.”

    Arthur Larkin Systems Analyst

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