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Naked Chocolate Jesus Nixed

A Manhattan art gallery scrapped its plans to exhibit a naked chocolate Jesus in the week preceding Easter, causing the gallery's artistic director to resign. What do you think?
  • "If I had that sculpture, I would trade it in a heartbeat for thirty chocolate coins."

    Linda Steckler
    Animal Handler
  • "At least the museum administrators can make good on the stipulation in his contract that guarantees him a Jesus made of chocolate if he ever resigns."

    Denny Johnson
    Attorney
  • "If not for Easter, then when? Christmas hardly seems appropriate."

    Marcus Gimino
    Loan Officer