Narnia Targeted To Christians

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Patriot Act Renewed

The House and Senate have reached a deal to re-authorize the Patriot Act. What do you think?

9/11 Commission Let Down

In their final report, the 9/11 Commission said they were disappointed by the government response to their recommendations. What do you think?
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Man Commits To New TV Show Just Hours After Getting Out Of 7-Season Series

UNION CITY, NJ—Recommending that he give himself the chance to pause and explore the other options out there, friends of local man Jonathan Gember expressed their concerns to reporters Wednesday that the 29-year-old is already committing to a new television show just hours after getting out of a seven-season-long series.

Narnia Targeted To Christians

The film adaptation of The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe, the first installment of the Chronicles Of Narnia series, is being marketed strongly to a Christian audience. What do you think?
  • "Do they realize this movie is all about people coming out of closets?"

    Marta Osburn
    Travel Agent
  • "It's high time we Christians fought back against those Hollywood elitists with our own movie about sorcery and witchcraft."

    Harry Sousa
    Solderer
  • "Instead, they should market King Kong to Christians. Wouldn't it be awesome if Jesus were an enormous, rampaging ape?"

    Cody Slaughter
    Sales Agent
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