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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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NASA Asks For Selfies To Celebrate Earth Day

As part of today’s Earth Day celebrations, NASA has asked people across the world to take a “selfie” in nature and post it on social media under the hashtag #globalselfie, which will then be used to create a mosaic of earth. What do you think?

  • “I’ve always wanted NASA to know what I look like!”

    Felicity McPherson Respiratory Therapist
  • “There should be one monkey face, too.”

    Todd Bridges Unemployed
  • “I hope NASA has a plan to filter out the uggos.”

    William Greer Shrimp Picker

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