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NASA Asks Public To Vote On New Spacesuit

NASA has announced that it wants the public’s input to select the cover layer design for its next-generation spacesuit called the Z-2, which will eventually replace the bulky white designs of current models. What do you think?

  • “Voting online? The future really has arrived!”

    Brandon Jacobs
    Building Supervisor
  • “All right, I’ll help out. But NASA is going to owe me big time.”

    Miguel Arroz
    Staffing Associate
  • “Are you sure they want us to decide? We’re idiots.”

    Krystal Warner
    Course Registrar

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