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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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NASA Asks Public To Vote On New Spacesuit

NASA has announced that it wants the public’s input to select the cover layer design for its next-generation spacesuit called the Z-2, which will eventually replace the bulky white designs of current models. What do you think?

  • “Voting online? The future really has arrived!”

    Brandon Jacobs Building Supervisor
  • “All right, I’ll help out. But NASA is going to owe me big time.”

    Miguel Arroz Staffing Associate
  • “Are you sure they want us to decide? We’re idiots.”

    Krystal Warner Course Registrar
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