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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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NASA: Humans Will Find Aliens Within Next 20 Years

A panel of NASA scientists announced this week that they estimate humans will encounter extraterrestrials within the next 20 years, predicting that as many as 100 million worlds in the Milky Way may have alien life. What do you think?

  • “Yeah, well they better be full-sized aliens, not some microorganism bullshit.”

    Malcolm Russell Takeout Order Dispatcher
  • “Not good enough. I want a specific date.”

    Kyle Marsden Unemployed
  • “Those extraterrestrials could be looking for us as well. I hope they leave a few folks at home so someone’s there to meet us when we get there."

    McKenzie Bartlett Hospital Scrubs Designer
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