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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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NASA: Humans Will Find Aliens Within Next 20 Years

A panel of NASA scientists announced this week that they estimate humans will encounter extraterrestrials within the next 20 years, predicting that as many as 100 million worlds in the Milky Way may have alien life. What do you think?

  • “Yeah, well they better be full-sized aliens, not some microorganism bullshit.”

    Malcolm Russell Takeout Order Dispatcher
  • “Not good enough. I want a specific date.”

    Kyle Marsden Unemployed
  • “Those extraterrestrials could be looking for us as well. I hope they leave a few folks at home so someone’s there to meet us when we get there."

    McKenzie Bartlett Hospital Scrubs Designer

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