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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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NASA To Send New Rover To Mars In 2020

Following the success of its Curiosity rover, which has made key discoveries about the past existence of liquid water on the surface of Mars, NASA announced its intention to send another large rover to the Red Planet in the year 2020. What do you think?

  • “Ha, ha, ha! Like NASA is going to be around in 2020.”

    Ralph Roth Homicide Squad Sargeant
  • “That’s stupid. Can’t NASA think of any other planets?”

    Olga Swan Embossing Machine Operator
  • “Wow, what an amazing idea. Have they considered sending a third one after that?”

    Thad Slevin Meat Smoker

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