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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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National Cyber Security

The Department of Homeland Security recently identified a serious Internet security flaw that could leave the web vulnerable to hackers. What do you think?
  • "If someone can take down the Internet, our nation stands in grave danger of being massively inconvenienced."

    Lois Foster Training Specialist
  • "The danger is evident. We must post tanks at the entrances to all cyber cafes immediately."

    Roy Benjamin Manager
  • "We're safe, unless the hacker community finds out about this."

    Sean Hughes Systems Analyst
  • "Hmm. Maybe outsourcing all those programming jobs to Afghanistan was a bad idea, after all."

    Aaron Brookings Family Practitioner
  • "The terrorists have already put an end to free music downloads. What's next?"

    Lori Simmons Dancer
  • "My God! What would we do if there was no Internet? Go back to watching television?"

    Russ Ward Deliveryman

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