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National Cyber Security

The Department of Homeland Security recently identified a serious Internet security flaw that could leave the web vulnerable to hackers. What do you think?
  • "If someone can take down the Internet, our nation stands in grave danger of being massively inconvenienced."

    Lois Foster Training Specialist
  • "The danger is evident. We must post tanks at the entrances to all cyber cafes immediately."

    Roy Benjamin Manager
  • "We're safe, unless the hacker community finds out about this."

    Sean Hughes Systems Analyst
  • "Hmm. Maybe outsourcing all those programming jobs to Afghanistan was a bad idea, after all."

    Aaron Brookings Family Practitioner
  • "The terrorists have already put an end to free music downloads. What's next?"

    Lori Simmons Dancer
  • "My God! What would we do if there was no Internet? Go back to watching television?"

    Russ Ward Deliveryman

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