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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.
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National Dog Bite Prevention Week Begins

This week is National Dog Bite Prevention Week, which aims to reduce the 4.5 million dog bites that occur in the United States every year. What do you think?

  • "Someday we'll have enough 'Beware of Dog' signs to finally put this menace to rest."

    Simon Shollenberger Systems Analyst
  • "I told the guys we should have scheduled Rabies Contraction Week in October, but does anyone listen?"

    Kathleen Giska Packer
  • "Okay, fine, but next week I'm going back to being bitten."

    Franklin Mastrian Luggage Checker

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