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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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National Dog Bite Prevention Week Begins

This week is National Dog Bite Prevention Week, which aims to reduce the 4.5 million dog bites that occur in the United States every year. What do you think?

  • "Someday we'll have enough 'Beware of Dog' signs to finally put this menace to rest."

    Simon Shollenberger Systems Analyst
  • "I told the guys we should have scheduled Rabies Contraction Week in October, but does anyone listen?"

    Kathleen Giska Packer
  • "Okay, fine, but next week I'm going back to being bitten."

    Franklin Mastrian Luggage Checker

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