"I have just the tonic for a stagnant market in pork—product placement. The new Charlotte's Web movie is coming out this Christmas. Problem solved!"Lulu Quisling
"Buy low, sell high. This is the investment opportunity of a lifetime!"Herb LaFayette
"I don't want to hear any more about this. I'm already eating as much bacon as I possibly can."Chuck Gimmino
Pork profits are substantially lower than last year because of a massive meat surplus. What do you think?