National Milk Industry Drops "Got Milk"

Top Headlines

Recent News

‘SportsCenter’ Co-Anchors Clearly Dating

BRISTOL, CT—Saying that the pair could barely take their eyes off one another throughout the hour-long sports news program, ESPN viewers told reporters Friday that it is increasingly clear SportsCenter anchors John Anderson and Matt Barrie are currently dating.

Terrifying Uniformed Bachelorette Party Storms Local Bar

TACOMA, WA—Bursting into the establishment seemingly out of nowhere and overtaking it within a matter of moments, a terrifying uniformed bachelorette party stormed local pub Casey’s Saloon Friday night, onlookers reported.
End Of Section
  • More News
Up Next
TV Listings
Just Like Everything Else!: Fox 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. ABC Pete's wife is still on him about building that darn shed, these kids are going to be the death of Sheila and Dave, and the hot next-door neighbor is up in EVERYBODY'S business! Sunday nights on ABC couldn't be any more familiar!

Special Coverage

Internet

Energy

National Milk Industry Drops "Got Milk"

Two decades after launching it's famous "Got Milk" campaign featuring celebrities with milk mustaches, the national milk industry has phased out the iconic slogan in favor of the tagline "Milk Life," which officials say will put emphasis on milk's nutritional content. What do you think?

  • "This shall be the milk industry's Waterloo."

    Julie Midler
    Breakfast Server
  • "I don't mind, just as long as an ad campaign exists to remind me to intake fluids."

    Mart Grayson
    Lead Accountant
  • "Damn, they've sucked me back in."

    David Baumel
    Organist
Next Story