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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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National Milk Industry Drops "Got Milk"

Two decades after launching it's famous "Got Milk" campaign featuring celebrities with milk mustaches, the national milk industry has phased out the iconic slogan in favor of the tagline "Milk Life," which officials say will put emphasis on milk's nutritional content. What do you think?

  • "This shall be the milk industry's Waterloo."

    Julie Midler Breakfast Server
  • "I don't mind, just as long as an ad campaign exists to remind me to intake fluids."

    Mart Grayson Lead Accountant
  • "Damn, they've sucked me back in."

    David Baumel Organist

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