National Milk Industry Drops "Got Milk"

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National Milk Industry Drops "Got Milk"

Two decades after launching it's famous "Got Milk" campaign featuring celebrities with milk mustaches, the national milk industry has phased out the iconic slogan in favor of the tagline "Milk Life," which officials say will put emphasis on milk's nutritional content. What do you think?

  • "This shall be the milk industry's Waterloo."

    Julie Midler Breakfast Server
  • "I don't mind, just as long as an ad campaign exists to remind me to intake fluids."

    Mart Grayson Lead Accountant
  • "Damn, they've sucked me back in."

    David Baumel Organist


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