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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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National Park Service Provides Deer Meat To Homeless

In response to exploding populations of deer around Washington, D.C. parks, the National Park Service reportedly hired sharpshooters to cull some of the animals and then donated the meat to local homeless shelters. What do you think?

  • “So all I have to do to get fresh deer meat is pretend I’m homeless?”

    John McClenahan Plant Waterer
  • “It’s an exciting time to be homeless, that’s for sure.”

    Margery Berenson Dry Cleaning Specialist
  • “Isn’t there a way we could just kill deer without helping people?”

    Bill Campbell Electrician

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