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National Park Service Provides Deer Meat To Homeless

In response to exploding populations of deer around Washington, D.C. parks, the National Park Service reportedly hired sharpshooters to cull some of the animals and then donated the meat to local homeless shelters. What do you think?

  • “So all I have to do to get fresh deer meat is pretend I’m homeless?”

    John McClenahan
    Plant Waterer
  • “It’s an exciting time to be homeless, that’s for sure.”

    Margery Berenson
    Dry Cleaning Specialist
  • “Isn’t there a way we could just kill deer without helping people?”

    Bill Campbell
    Electrician

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