Nation's Power Grid Hacked

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Vol 45 Issue 15

Tickets Up, Concessions Down

As movie ticket sales reverse the downward trend they've been experiencing in recent years, concession sales have been stagnant or lower. What do...
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Nation's Power Grid Hacked

According to The Wall Street Journal, the U.S. electrical grid has been compromised by Russian and Chinese cyber-spies, putting the country's infrastructure at risk. What do you think?
  • "These spies must know someone on the inside who revealed America's secret: Everyone here is afraid of the dark."

    Sharon Brown
    Systems Analyst
  • “I should have known the filthy Ruskies were behind my electricity getting shut off.”

    David Faulkner
    Cultivation Manager
  • "This always confuses me. Does it mean batteries will still work, or no?"

    Joel Comegys
    Railroad Crane Operator
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