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Navy SEAL Pens Memoir Of Bin Laden Raid

A recently retired member of SEAL Team Six has written No Easy Day: The Firsthand Account Of The Mission That Killed Osama Bin Laden, a detailed book slated for a Sept. 11 release date. What do you think.

  • “What a weird coincidence—9/11 also happened on Sept. 11.”

    Clyde Saladow Paint Mixer
  • “He can kill and he can write? Swoon!”

    Juliann Stitt Jewel Gauger
  • “C’mon. This is just some dude’s attempt to cash in on something incredibly awesome he did.”

    J.J. Kalles Periodontist

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