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Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Navy SEAL Pens Memoir Of Bin Laden Raid

A recently retired member of SEAL Team Six has written No Easy Day: The Firsthand Account Of The Mission That Killed Osama Bin Laden, a detailed book slated for a Sept. 11 release date. What do you think.

  • “What a weird coincidence—9/11 also happened on Sept. 11.”

    Clyde Saladow Paint Mixer
  • “He can kill and he can write? Swoon!”

    Juliann Stitt Jewel Gauger
  • “C’mon. This is just some dude’s attempt to cash in on something incredibly awesome he did.”

    J.J. Kalles Periodontist

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