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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.

Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.
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NBC, CNN Cancel Hillary Clinton Movies

Amid backlash from the Republican National Committee as well as a number of people close to the Clintons, CNN stopped production of a Hillary Clinton documentary, while NBC canceled its planned miniseries Hillary, which had already cast Diane Lane in the lead role. What do you think?

  • “I’m going to miss seeing her face on my TV.”

    Brenda Garcia Holistic Healer
  • “Good, because I have another project I’d like Diane Lane to consider.”

    Troy Lebeau Systems Analyst
  • “Well, well, looks like a slot just opened up in the ol’ DVR queue. What’ll be the lucky program to take its place?”

    Kevin Murdoch Chaplain
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