Neanderthal Man Flocking To Caves

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Neanderthal Man Flocking To Caves

All over Western Europe and Central Asia, Neanderthal man is inhabiting caves in record numbers. What do you think?
  • "Yet so hard to find cave with something nice on wall instead of crude, violent hunting scene."

    Thag
    Forager
  • "Cave good. Man happy. Need shelves."

    Gron
    Gatherer
  • "Man no used to need cave. Now, man no survive without it. Life getting too complicated."

    Paulette
    Spear Maker
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