Nelson Mandela Turns 94

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Nelson Mandela Turns 94

To celebrate former president and Nobel Peace Prize winner Nelson Mandela’s 94th birthday Wednesday, citizens throughout South Africa dedicated 67 minutes of the day—one minute for each year of Mandela’s public service—to volunteering activities. What do you think?

  • “So I guess he was just being lazy those other 27 years.”

    Charlie Haines
    Systems Analyst
  • “How tough could life under apartheid have been if this guy’s 94 years old?”

    Everett Middlebrooks
    Cybersecurity Consultant
  • “Did he get my card?”

    Alexandra Staats
    Gaffer
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