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CLEVELAND—As each of them looked around at the people gathered outside Quicken Loans Arena and fantasized about unholstering their weapon and taking aim directly at others, both a good guy with a gun and a bad guy with a gun attending the Republican National Convention reportedly worked themselves into a heightened state of excitement Thursday at the thought of unloading their firearm into the crowd.

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Neo-Nazis Trying To Create Whites-Only Town In ND

A white supremacist has purchased multiple properties in the town of Leith, ND and has invited fellow neo-Nazis to move there with the goal of taking control of the local government and creating a whites-only enclave, despite the protests of Leith’s 24 current residents. What do you think?

  • “It would be an interesting experiment to see how an all-white government would work.”

    Alisa Lauter Organ Pipe Maker
  • “I hope they have a fun name picked out for their town.”

    Richard Bovasso Seasoning Mixer
  • “When will neo-Nazis learn that people of all colors and creeds can live side by side and still discriminate against each other?”

    Bob Camp Tack Welder

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