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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Nestlé Creates Ad For Dogs

Nestlé aired a pet food ad on Austrian television that consisted of blips and high-pitched noises meant to attract dogs. What do you think?

  • "My dog is way too jaded by our society's rampant commercialism to ever fall for a commercial like that."

    Dale Kilmister Systems Analyst
  • “I guess it does make sense to target one of the few demographics with zero percent unemployment.”

    Petra Wallis Relay-Shop Supervisor
  • "Wouldn't they have more luck if they put a sexy lady dog in the ad?"

    Kevin Fox Wash Operator
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