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With titles such as ‘FIFA 17’ and ’NBA 2K17’ expected to be popular gifts this holiday season, Onion Sports looks back on some of the best sports video games of all time.

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President-elect Donald Trump made a variety of lofty promises during his campaign as part of a pledge to “make America great again.” The Onion looks at several of these promises and evaluates whether Trump will be willing or able to follow through on them.

Being A Mom Was The Best Four Years Of My Life!

As I get older, I find myself reflecting on my life more often and marveling at what an amazing journey it’s been. I’ve made tons of great friends, been to magnificent places all over the world, and learned so many important things about myself along the way. But if I’m being honest, there’s one period of my life that stands out from all the rest: those four incredible years when I was a mom.
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Nestlé Recalls Hot Pockets

Nestlé is voluntarily recalling two varieties of its popular Hot Pockets microwaveable turnovers, “Philly Steak and Cheese” and “Croissant Crust Philly Steak and Cheese,” because they may contain meat from “diseased and unsound” animals. What do you think?

  • “I wasn’t surprised to hear this about the Philly Steak and Cheese Hot Pocket—but the Croissant Crust Philly Steak and Cheese Hot Pocket, too?”

    Martin Conwill Gene Sequencer
  • “I guess their standards for Hot Pockets are a lot higher than mine.”

    David Arrowood Bread Baker
  • “But will they still be selling some of the borderline ones in a bargain bin?”

    Carrie Abaya Bead Store Owner

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