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Vol 42 Issue 40

KISS Guitarist Denied Royalties

Former KISS guitarist Vinnie Vincent was denied claims to royalties for the album Lick It Up by the Supreme Court recently. What do you...

Breast-Fed Babies No Smarter

According to research published in the British Medical Journal, breast feeding does not make babies any smarter. What do you think?

Oct. 4, 1951

Morty And Betty Crocker Executed For Selling Top-Secret Cake Recipes To Reds
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