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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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Netflix Starts Qwikster

In an attempt to rebound from the public relations disaster of the company's poorly-rolled-out price increases, Netflix announced that its newly separate DVD service would be rebranded Qwikster. What do you think?

  • "I can't explain it, but somehow this pointless name change has made me forget all about them doubling my subscription costs."

    Bonnie Wharton Systems Analyst
  • "Why Qwikster? Why not Streamster, or Bustaview? At least those names make sense."

    Tom Broadhurst Battery Loader
  • "No! Don't fall for it! Qwikster is really Netflix, you guys!"

    Chad Northcliffe Reverser
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