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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.
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Netflix Starts Qwikster

In an attempt to rebound from the public relations disaster of the company's poorly-rolled-out price increases, Netflix announced that its newly separate DVD service would be rebranded Qwikster. What do you think?

  • "I can't explain it, but somehow this pointless name change has made me forget all about them doubling my subscription costs."

    Bonnie Wharton Systems Analyst
  • "Why Qwikster? Why not Streamster, or Bustaview? At least those names make sense."

    Tom Broadhurst Battery Loader
  • "No! Don't fall for it! Qwikster is really Netflix, you guys!"

    Chad Northcliffe Reverser

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