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Netflix Starts Qwikster

In an attempt to rebound from the public relations disaster of the company's poorly-rolled-out price increases, Netflix announced that its newly separate DVD service would be rebranded Qwikster. What do you think?

  • "I can't explain it, but somehow this pointless name change has made me forget all about them doubling my subscription costs."

    Bonnie Wharton
    Systems Analyst
  • "Why Qwikster? Why not Streamster, or Bustaview? At least those names make sense."

    Tom Broadhurst
    Battery Loader
  • "No! Don't fall for it! Qwikster is really Netflix, you guys!"

    Chad Northcliffe
    Reverser
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