New Antibiotic-Resistant Gonorrhea Strain Found

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New Antibiotic-Resistant Gonorrhea Strain Found

Investigators at the Centers for Disease Control have identified a new strain of gonorrhea that is resistant to the effects of most antibiotics. What do you think?

  • “If only those goddamn bioethicists would quit meddling with my gonorrhea-resistant human research.”

    Allison Stratton
    Biologist
  • "Hey, ladies, no worries here. My gonorrhea is still 100 percent treatable by cephalosporins. So what do you say, mamacita?"

    Jason Bayley
    Systems Analyst
  • "Suddenly I don't really want to get gonorrhea anymore."

    Mike Di’Anno
    Unemployed
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