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New Barbie Released In Curvy, Petite Forms

With sales on the decline since 2012, Mattel has announced a sweeping redesign of the latest Barbie dolls, which in addition to the classic slender version will now be sold in tall, curvy, and petite sizes for the first time. What do you think?

  • “Finally, a Barbie that comes in all four shapes of woman!”

    Troy Westin Window Dresser
  • “That sounds drastic. Why don’t they just give her a haircut and check the sales numbers in another four years?”

    Emmy Verdin Formula Deviser
  • “This is really going to save me the work of screwing Barbie’s head onto my old Triple H dolls.”

    Braden Hoth Ballot Dimpler

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