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Best Sports Video Games Of All Time

With titles such as ‘FIFA 17’ and ’NBA 2K17’ expected to be popular gifts this holiday season, Onion Sports looks back on some of the best sports video games of all time.

Can Trump Follow Through On His Campaign Promises?

President-elect Donald Trump made a variety of lofty promises during his campaign as part of a pledge to “make America great again.” The Onion looks at several of these promises and evaluates whether Trump will be willing or able to follow through on them.

Being A Mom Was The Best Four Years Of My Life!

As I get older, I find myself reflecting on my life more often and marveling at what an amazing journey it’s been. I’ve made tons of great friends, been to magnificent places all over the world, and learned so many important things about myself along the way. But if I’m being honest, there’s one period of my life that stands out from all the rest: those four incredible years when I was a mom.
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New Barbie Released In Curvy, Petite Forms

With sales on the decline since 2012, Mattel has announced a sweeping redesign of the latest Barbie dolls, which in addition to the classic slender version will now be sold in tall, curvy, and petite sizes for the first time. What do you think?

  • “Finally, a Barbie that comes in all four shapes of woman!”

    Troy Westin Window Dresser
  • “That sounds drastic. Why don’t they just give her a haircut and check the sales numbers in another four years?”

    Emmy Verdin Formula Deviser
  • “This is really going to save me the work of screwing Barbie’s head onto my old Triple H dolls.”

    Braden Hoth Ballot Dimpler

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