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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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New Batwoman: Lesbian

DC Comics is re-introducing the character Batwoman, only this time as a lesbian. What do you think?
  • "So she's a villain now? Is that it?"

    Will Bailey Barber
  • "I applaud DC Comics for taking the bold step of introducing a voluptuous, beautiful, girl-kissing superheroine. I only hope DC's legion of chronic masturbators will accept her."

    Liam Pierce Ship Builder
  • "What's next, a really gay superhero?"

    Betty Anderson Gas Station Attendant

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