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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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New Book Claims Robert Kennedy Stole JFK’s Brain

According to a new book, President John F. Kennedy’s brain was placed in a container and stored in the National Archives after his assassination, though it was discovered in 1966 that the brain was missing, with signs pointing to his brother Robert Kennedy as the culprit. What do you think?

  • “Ah, Camelot.”

    Lynnanne Segal Systems Analyst
  • “Oh, he probably just wanted to eat the brain and absorb its knowledge.”

    Ross Mann Underwriting Clerk
  • “That’s how you win a sibling rivalry.”

    Jamie O’Reilly Ring Maker

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