adBlockCheck

Recent News

The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
End Of Section
  • More News

New Cuddlr App Helps Strangers Meet For ‘Platonic Cuddling’

A new smartphone app called Cuddlr uses GPS technology to help users find people in the nearby area who would like to meet up for “platonic cuddling.” What do you think?

  • “Oh, great, another platonic cuddling app.”

    Gertrude Burke Barbershop Quartet Manager
  • “I kind of miss back when everyone would’ve been too ashamed to follow through on an idea like this.”

    Matt Ojeda Unemployed
  • “Who says we’re in a tech bubble?”

    Justin Dorn Board Games Marketer
More Videos

WATCH VIDEO FROM THE ONION

More from this section

Sign up For The Onion's Newsletter

Give your spam filter something to do.

Close
settings