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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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New Cuddlr App Helps Strangers Meet For ‘Platonic Cuddling’

A new smartphone app called Cuddlr uses GPS technology to help users find people in the nearby area who would like to meet up for “platonic cuddling.” What do you think?

  • “Oh, great, another platonic cuddling app.”

    Gertrude Burke Barbershop Quartet Manager
  • “I kind of miss back when everyone would’ve been too ashamed to follow through on an idea like this.”

    Matt Ojeda Unemployed
  • “Who says we’re in a tech bubble?”

    Justin Dorn Board Games Marketer

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