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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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New Cuddlr App Helps Strangers Meet For ‘Platonic Cuddling’

A new smartphone app called Cuddlr uses GPS technology to help users find people in the nearby area who would like to meet up for “platonic cuddling.” What do you think?

  • “Oh, great, another platonic cuddling app.”

    Gertrude Burke Barbershop Quartet Manager
  • “I kind of miss back when everyone would’ve been too ashamed to follow through on an idea like this.”

    Matt Ojeda Unemployed
  • “Who says we’re in a tech bubble?”

    Justin Dorn Board Games Marketer
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