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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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New Dating Site Caters To Disney Fans

A new dating website called Mouse Mingle seeks to connect people via a mutual love of Walt Disney films, pairing users according to their favorite Disney songs, characters, and park attractions. What do you think?

  • “I think 8-year-olds are a little young to be dating.”

    Dottie Carson Purse Engineer
  • “Whatever happened to just showing up to the bar in a Cogsworth costume and seeing who’s into it?”

    Howie Baird Notebook Binder
  • “Finally I can gush over ’Song Of The South’ with like-minded fans.”

    Lawrence Van Ness Voiceover Coach
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