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New Dating Site Caters To Disney Fans

A new dating website called Mouse Mingle seeks to connect people via a mutual love of Walt Disney films, pairing users according to their favorite Disney songs, characters, and park attractions. What do you think?

  • “I think 8-year-olds are a little young to be dating.”

    Dottie Carson Purse Engineer
  • “Whatever happened to just showing up to the bar in a Cogsworth costume and seeing who’s into it?”

    Howie Baird Notebook Binder
  • “Finally I can gush over ’Song Of The South’ with like-minded fans.”

    Lawrence Van Ness Voiceover Coach


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