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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.
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New Indiana Jones Film In The Works

After a year of rumors, Disney has confirmed that Harrison Ford and Steven Spielberg are teaming up for a fifth installment of the Indiana Jones franchise, due out July 2019. What do you think?

  • “Why not? It worked twice before.”

    Rick Buhrman Gait Corrector
  • “Fans of the franchise have made it perfectly clear that what we’re really looking for is a serialized Short Round spinoff.”

    Donnie McCluskey Interim Dishwasher
  • “Will they be able to reclaim his hat from the Planet Hollywood in Orlando?”

    Livia Perl Aspiring Bailiff

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