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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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New Jersey To Pull Out Of Greenhouse Gas Agreement

Republican governor Chris Christie announced he was removing New Jersey from a ten-state regional cap-and-trade program aimed at reducing carbon emissions. What do you think?

  • "This was the right call. Without industrial pollution, New Jersey is just another Delaware."

    Jane Ward Job Tracer
  • "Good, I'm sick of driving through Jersey and having to smell its disgusting trees."

    Ben Knight Systems Analyst
  • "That reminds me. Did New Jersey ever end up executing that governor who was gay?"

    Jeff Lattisaw Air Conditioner Installer

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