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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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New Jersey To Pull Out Of Greenhouse Gas Agreement

Republican governor Chris Christie announced he was removing New Jersey from a ten-state regional cap-and-trade program aimed at reducing carbon emissions. What do you think?

  • "This was the right call. Without industrial pollution, New Jersey is just another Delaware."

    Jane Ward Job Tracer
  • "Good, I'm sick of driving through Jersey and having to smell its disgusting trees."

    Ben Knight Systems Analyst
  • "That reminds me. Did New Jersey ever end up executing that governor who was gay?"

    Jeff Lattisaw Air Conditioner Installer

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