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In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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New Jersey To Pull Out Of Greenhouse Gas Agreement

Republican governor Chris Christie announced he was removing New Jersey from a ten-state regional cap-and-trade program aimed at reducing carbon emissions. What do you think?

  • "This was the right call. Without industrial pollution, New Jersey is just another Delaware."

    Jane Ward Job Tracer
  • "Good, I'm sick of driving through Jersey and having to smell its disgusting trees."

    Ben Knight Systems Analyst
  • "That reminds me. Did New Jersey ever end up executing that governor who was gay?"

    Jeff Lattisaw Air Conditioner Installer
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