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New Law Bans Cyclist Harassment

A law passed in Los Angeles makes it illegal for motorists to harass bicyclists verbally or physically. What do you think?

  • “I pretty much have my hands full harassing pedestrians and other motorists as it is.”

    Rich McNish
    Systems Analyst
  • "It was legal before? I've missed out on so much."

    Sunita Huckel
    Index Editor
  • "Illegal? I guess I'll just have to start bagging on illegal immigrants, then."

    Josh Steitzer
    Lead Handler
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