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What You Need To Know About Last Night’s Oscars Debacle

Many viewers were left wondering about the sequence of events that led to the initial erroneous declaration of ‘La La Land’ as the Best Picture winner at the Academy Awards Sunday instead of the real winner, ‘Moonlight’. The Onion breaks down what you need to know about this fiasco.
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New Mariah Carey CD Has Ads

The 34-page booklet for Memoirs Of An Imperfect Angel, the new CD from Island Def Jam recording artist Mariah Carey, includes advertisements for such products as Elizabeth Arden cosmetics. What do you think?
  • "Oh, well, that's not so bad. Or does it have songs, too?"

    Frank Paterson Building Inspector
  • "I like being marketed to. It's like someone out there still thinks I'm employable."

    Tom Weiss Unemployed
  • "I am always happy to hear about potentially lucrative new revenue streams for Mariah Carey."

    Adrienne Hysen Bus Driver

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