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FEMA Cuts Off Evacuees

FEMA recently announced that, at the end of the month, they will to stop paying for hurricane evacuees' hotel rooms. What do you think?

White House On Offensive

In response to mounting criticism toward the handling of the war, as well as the accusations of pre-war intelligence manipulation, the White House...

TV Downloads On AOL

In order to boost available content, America Online is preparing to offer downloads of old television programs like Welcome Back, Kotter and...

Alcohol Awareness Class

Colleges across the country are requiring incoming freshmen to take an online alcohol-awareness course. What do you think?
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Man Commits To New TV Show Just Hours After Getting Out Of 7-Season Series

UNION CITY, NJ—Recommending that he give himself the chance to pause and explore the other options out there, friends of local man Jonathan Gember expressed their concerns to reporters Wednesday that the 29-year-old is already committing to a new television show just hours after getting out of a seven-season-long series.

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New Medicare Plan

Criticized as needlessly confusing, the new Medicare prescription-drug program, Medicare Part D, went into effect this week. What do you think?
  • "I’ve gone through all the paperwork at least 10 times, but no matter how I fill it out, I always end up on page 35M5, Line 18, which just says 'Fuck You, Grandma.'"

    Michelle Halley
    Crossing Guard
  • "Does this cover the dog’s pills? Because those are the ones I take."

    Cameron Feng
    Systems Analyst
  • "The new Medicare plan is far too difficult to make sense of, which is why I have chosen to die earlier than I had initially planned."

    Ben Chisholm
    Motorcycle Mechanic
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