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New Mexico Bans Cockfighting

New Mexico banned cockfighting last week, making Louisiana the only state where it remains legal. What do you think?
  • "Isn't it better that those crazy roosters fight each other rather than us?"

    Daniel Rosen
    Donut Maker
  • "But if a fight should break out naturally, who's to judge the human urge to make it interesting?"

    Anne Malloy
    Historian
  • "Damn. That was the only sport left where I could stand around a pit screaming and clutching a sweaty wad of money in my hand."

    Frank Benedict
    Back Hoe Operator
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