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‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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New Moore Doc Released On Internet

Slacker Uprising, filmmaker Michael Moore's new documentary about his 2004 tour, was released for free on the Internet on Tuesday. What do you think?
  • "He's going to lose a lot of money. A years-old documentary on Michael Moore's failed attempt to get John Kerry elected was sure to be a cash cow."

    Lana Carver Systems Analyst
  • "A bunch of my tech friends and I are gonna figure out how to hack into it so we can pay for it."

    Monte Hauk Computer Programmer
  • "Check me out at 43 minutes in! I spit on a protester on my way to the Pentagon!"

    Adrian Sydnor Defense Contractor

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