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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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New ‘Normal Barbie’ Doll Has Proportions Of Average Woman

In an effort to prevent young girls from developing a poor body image, artist Nickolay Lamm is seeking to crowdfund production of “Lammily,” a doll with the body proportions of an average 19-year-old. What do you think?

  • “Ugh. Don’t let her borrow any of Barbie’s clothes. She’ll stretch them out.”

    Tom Krakowski Unemployed
  • “I don’t care what the new standard of beauty is as long as girls feel pressured to meet it.”

    Christine Eckhouse Document Shredder
  • “Maybe if you base your life around a doll you deserve what you get.”

    Marc Nussbaum Trip Advisor

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