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In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

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The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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New Orleans Pets

According to reports, many people in New Orleans are reluctant to evacuate because they don't want to leave their pets. What do you think?
  • "As the owner of a Chihuahua, I've been looking for an excuse to ditch that damn thing for years."

    Rebecca Basset Systems Analyst
  • "I don’t blame them. With the situation down there the way it is, those pets are a valuable food source."

    Marcus Brauer Custodian
  • "Kitties and doggies in trouble? Finally, something to put a human face on this tragedy."

    Walt Kirsch Tax Preparer
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