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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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New Orleans Pets

According to reports, many people in New Orleans are reluctant to evacuate because they don't want to leave their pets. What do you think?
  • "As the owner of a Chihuahua, I've been looking for an excuse to ditch that damn thing for years."

    Rebecca Basset Systems Analyst
  • "I don’t blame them. With the situation down there the way it is, those pets are a valuable food source."

    Marcus Brauer Custodian
  • "Kitties and doggies in trouble? Finally, something to put a human face on this tragedy."

    Walt Kirsch Tax Preparer
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