New Orleans Survives Hurricane

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Vol 48 Issue 35

Gun vs. Knives

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Michelle Lokey and Grant Bergen

Michelle Lokey and Grant Bergen were united in marriage Saturday in a lovely ceremony during which, let’s face it, it crossed every guest’s mind at one point or another that the couple was going to have some real pale and mole-y children.
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New Orleans Survives Hurricane

Seven years to the day after Hurricane Katrina made landfall, New Orleans managed to survive a battering from Hurricane Isaac yesterday, with its reinforced system of levees keeping the city largely dry and safe amid the Category 1 storm. What do you think?

  • “It’s reassuring to know that New Orleans is now equipped to handle a hurricane much less powerful than Katrina.”

    Howard Garcia Jr.
    Unemployed
  • “I guess crippling poverty is going to have to do the work all by itself then.”

    Elsie Kanew
    Acid Filler
  • “Oh, yeah, well Sean Penn’s heading down there anyway.”

    Dick McQuarrie
    Endodontist
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