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New 'Reality Television Delusion' Diagnosed

Two Montreal psychiatrists claim to have discovered a mental illness in which patients think they are subjects of their own reality shows. What do you think?
  • "Is that just the same thing as thinking you are great? Because I have that."

    David Alomar Systems Analyst
  • "This bold new twist on an old schizophrenic formula is going to get me watching mental patients again."

    Traci Davis Diving Instructor
  • "Is that why I don't get bleeped when I say 'chink' at the deli?"

    Nigel Murray Bus Driver

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