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Biggest Announcements From E3

Each June, E3, or The Electronic Entertainment Expo, hosts game developers showing off their latest products. Here are this year’s most exciting announcements:

‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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New 'Reality Television Delusion' Diagnosed

Two Montreal psychiatrists claim to have discovered a mental illness in which patients think they are subjects of their own reality shows. What do you think?
  • "Is that just the same thing as thinking you are great? Because I have that."

    David Alomar Systems Analyst
  • "This bold new twist on an old schizophrenic formula is going to get me watching mental patients again."

    Traci Davis Diving Instructor
  • "Is that why I don't get bleeped when I say 'chink' at the deli?"

    Nigel Murray Bus Driver

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