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New ‘SheTaxi’ Cab Service Exclusively For Female Passengers, Drivers

A new smartphone app called SheTaxi launching in New York later this month allows women to order taxis driven exclusively by female drivers so they can avoid harassment from male drivers. What do you think?

  • “As long as I’ll still have the opportunity to experience harassment while walking to or from a cab.”

    Penny Fuller Class Scheduler
  • “Yeah, us cabbies sometimes say sexist things, but that’s the flyboy arrogance you need to get from SoHo to Union Square in four minutes flat, sweetheart.”

    Bert Greene Cab Driver
  • “There’s nothing quite like the safety a woman feels being judged silently by another female.”

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