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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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New ‘Smart Polo’ Detects Wearer’s Stress Levels

At the U.S. Open this week, Ralph Lauren debuted new wearable technology called the “Smart Polo” shirt, which uses sensors integrated in the fabric to detect the wearer’s stress levels, that needs to be recharged after 30 workouts. What do you think?

  • “Having a shirt that I have to worry about recharging should do wonders for my stress.”

    Josiah Leeds Hiking Docent
  • “It’s about time someone created a shirt I’m afraid will electrocute me when it rains.”

    Nancy Lenehan Lanyard Weaver
  • “If you just pop the collar, your stress levels would be cut in half instantly.”

    Jake Bressler Summer Associate
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