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Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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New ‘Star Trek’ Beer Released

A Canadian beer company has announced that it will produce a beer called Warnog, a Star Trek–themed beer that will serve as a follow-up to the popular Vulcan Ale they released last year. What do you think?

  • “Truly a testament to Gene Roddenberry’s pioneering vision for beer.”

    Clark Chamberlain Chair Tester
  • “What will they think of next? Maybe a different type of Star Trek beer.”

    Christina Kies Teen Counselor
  • “It’s pretty easy to make stuff based on other stuff, isn’t it?”

    Thomas Carbone Associate Supervisor

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