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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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New ‘Star Trek’ Beer Released

A Canadian beer company has announced that it will produce a beer called Warnog, a Star Trek–themed beer that will serve as a follow-up to the popular Vulcan Ale they released last year. What do you think?

  • “Truly a testament to Gene Roddenberry’s pioneering vision for beer.”

    Clark Chamberlain Chair Tester
  • “What will they think of next? Maybe a different type of Star Trek beer.”

    Christina Kies Teen Counselor
  • “It’s pretty easy to make stuff based on other stuff, isn’t it?”

    Thomas Carbone Associate Supervisor
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