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With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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New ‘Star Trek’ Beer Released

A Canadian beer company has announced that it will produce a beer called Warnog, a Star Trek–themed beer that will serve as a follow-up to the popular Vulcan Ale they released last year. What do you think?

  • “Truly a testament to Gene Roddenberry’s pioneering vision for beer.”

    Clark Chamberlain Chair Tester
  • “What will they think of next? Maybe a different type of Star Trek beer.”

    Christina Kies Teen Counselor
  • “It’s pretty easy to make stuff based on other stuff, isn’t it?”

    Thomas Carbone Associate Supervisor

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