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New ‘Star Trek’ Beer Released

A Canadian beer company has announced that it will produce a beer called Warnog, a Star Trek–themed beer that will serve as a follow-up to the popular Vulcan Ale they released last year. What do you think?

  • “Truly a testament to Gene Roddenberry’s pioneering vision for beer.”

    Clark Chamberlain
    Chair Tester
  • “What will they think of next? Maybe a different type of Star Trek beer.”

    Christina Kies
    Teen Counselor
  • “It’s pretty easy to make stuff based on other stuff, isn’t it?”

    Thomas Carbone
    Associate Supervisor

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