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New ‘Star Wars’ Film Set 30 Years After ‘Return Of The Jedi’

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New ‘Star Wars’ Film Set 30 Years After ‘Return Of The Jedi’

Disney CEO Bob Iger announced yesterday that the new Star Wars film will be set 30 years after the conclusion of Return Of The Jedi, following up news from the film’s official website that it will feature “new young leads along with some very familiar faces.” What do you think?

  • “Fine with me as long as they find a way to clarify that at the beginning of the film.”

    Jasper Pilgreen
    Economic Researcher
  • “I’m as excited as anyone, but come on—it’s just a movie. Did they really have to build an entire website for it?”

    Chad Mouser
    Tax Auditor
  • “Nice! I hope it all takes place at some sort of reunion dance.”

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