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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.
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New Startup Fights Users’ Traffic Tickets

Adding to a growing number of online legal services, new startup TIKD fights customers’ traffic tickets on their behalf, including hiring lawyers to dispute fines in court. What do you think?

  • “The freedom to drive with total indifference to your fellow man is the utopian dream of the internet come to fruition.”

    Connor Jensen Lemon Zester
  • “I’m not sure if I can trust a website the same way I can a stranger whose number I got from a bus bench.”

    Jill Slattengren Bearing Smoother
  • “Thanks, but I’m in way more trouble than that.”

    Marcus Segan Unemployed

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