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Brad Pitt Sidelined 6 To 8 Weeks With Red Carpet Toe

LOS ANGELES—Saying doctors strongly recommended that he stay off the injured foot, representatives for Brad Pitt confirmed to reporters Sunday that the actor was sidelined six to eight weeks with a case of red carpet toe.

The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:
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New Survey Highlights Silicon Valley Sexism

A recent survey of 200 high-ranking women in Silicon Valley found that 60 percent of respondents had received unwanted sexual advances from colleagues and 75 percent have been asked about their marital status in an interview, statistics that highlight the persistent gender gap in the tech world. What do you think?

  • “A magazine feature showcasing successful women in tech will fix this in a pinch.”

    Carl McEnroe Chocolate Foiler
  • “I’ve always felt that women deserve a lot more respect to compensate for their lower salaries.”

    Chuck Gower Bus Cleaner
  • “This news is going to lead to some awkward conversations around the office ball pit.”

    Maren Boltz Systems Analyst
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