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New Survey Highlights Silicon Valley Sexism

A recent survey of 200 high-ranking women in Silicon Valley found that 60 percent of respondents had received unwanted sexual advances from colleagues and 75 percent have been asked about their marital status in an interview, statistics that highlight the persistent gender gap in the tech world. What do you think?

  • “A magazine feature showcasing successful women in tech will fix this in a pinch.”

    Carl McEnroe Chocolate Foiler
  • “I’ve always felt that women deserve a lot more respect to compensate for their lower salaries.”

    Chuck Gower Bus Cleaner
  • “This news is going to lead to some awkward conversations around the office ball pit.”

    Maren Boltz Systems Analyst

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