adBlockCheck

Recent News

Area Man Convinced He Could Have Been NFL Bust

DES MOINES, IA—Insisting that he possessed the physical and mental attributes to be one of the most disappointing draft picks of all time, local man Keith Parker, 34, was reportedly convinced Thursday that he could have been an NFL bust.

Nation’s Sanitation Workers Announce Everything Finally Clean

‘Please Try To Keep It This Way,’ Say Workers

WASHINGTON—After spending years sweeping and scrubbing across all 50 states, the nation’s sanitation workers announced Thursday that everything was finally clean and asked Americans if they could please keep it that way.
End Of Section
  • More News

New Survey Highlights Silicon Valley Sexism

A recent survey of 200 high-ranking women in Silicon Valley found that 60 percent of respondents had received unwanted sexual advances from colleagues and 75 percent have been asked about their marital status in an interview, statistics that highlight the persistent gender gap in the tech world. What do you think?

  • “A magazine feature showcasing successful women in tech will fix this in a pinch.”

    Carl McEnroe Chocolate Foiler
  • “I’ve always felt that women deserve a lot more respect to compensate for their lower salaries.”

    Chuck Gower Bus Cleaner
  • “This news is going to lead to some awkward conversations around the office ball pit.”

    Maren Boltz Systems Analyst

More from this section

Sign up For The Onion's Newsletter

Give your spam filter something to do.

Close