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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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New Terror Plot Stopped

The country's aviation system is on high orange alert after officials broke up an al Qaeda plot to set off homemade bombs on flights from London to the U.S. What do you think?
  • "It's a sad day for humanity when promising young men choose to turn household items into bombs rather than drugs."

    Bettie Ledderer Nurse
  • "I think we all owe the British authorities a huge 'thank you' for preventing the shooting of countless terrible movies five years from now."

    Dennis Cornelius Systems Analyst
  • "These men may have been misguided, but it's not like there's a right way to commemorate the anniversary of September 11th."

    Gene Reiss Health Inspector
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