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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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New Theme Park To Feature Model Of Noah’s Ark

Creation Museum president Ken Ham has announced that thanks to a surge in donations after his debate with Bill Nye, his Christian ministry has raised enough money to begin building a $73 million theme park called Ark Encounter featuring a 150-foot-long model of Noah’s Ark. What do you think?

  • “Finally, a theme park that shares my contempt for science.”

    Dan Gill Public Park Supervisor
  • “Seventy-three million dollars, just like the Bible says.”

    Julie Courbold Town Clerk
  • “It’s about time someone commemorated the time God tried to kill us all.”

    Jeff Borten Operations Manager
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