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New Theme Park To Feature Model Of Noah’s Ark

Creation Museum president Ken Ham has announced that thanks to a surge in donations after his debate with Bill Nye, his Christian ministry has raised enough money to begin building a $73 million theme park called Ark Encounter featuring a 150-foot-long model of Noah’s Ark. What do you think?

  • “Finally, a theme park that shares my contempt for science.”

    Dan Gill
    Public Park Supervisor
  • “Seventy-three million dollars, just like the Bible says.”

    Julie Courbold
    Town Clerk
  • “It’s about time someone commemorated the time God tried to kill us all.”

    Jeff Borten
    Operations Manager

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