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New Trojan Horse Strikes Mac

A rare new Trojan horse that targets Mac users and takes over their computers has been found on pornographic websites. What do you think?
  • "Though I know this Mac virus is undesirable, its rarity gives me an unquenchable thirst to possess it."

    Rick Donnelly Ground Crew
  • "Before I answer I'd first like to know what the current societal views are regarding online pornography."

    Bettie Farnsworth Stocker
  • "Wait a minute. You can access porn on something that isn't a wall calendar? When did that happen?"

    Dan Benincasa Systems Analyst

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