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Woman Conducting Ongoing Scientific Experiment On Own Skin

DULUTH, MN—Noting her methodic applications of various chemical agents in carefully controlled combinations, sources confirmed Wednesday that local woman Sara Holloway has been carrying out an open-ended scientific experiment on her own skin.

Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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New Trojan Horse Strikes Mac

A rare new Trojan horse that targets Mac users and takes over their computers has been found on pornographic websites. What do you think?
  • "Though I know this Mac virus is undesirable, its rarity gives me an unquenchable thirst to possess it."

    Rick Donnelly Ground Crew
  • "Before I answer I'd first like to know what the current societal views are regarding online pornography."

    Bettie Farnsworth Stocker
  • "Wait a minute. You can access porn on something that isn't a wall calendar? When did that happen?"

    Dan Benincasa Systems Analyst
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